Chaotic Homemaker T-Shirts

Working from home

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Amy Sedaris

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Search for Missing Socks

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'