Overwhelmed Homemaker T-Shirts

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Amy Sedaris

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Child doing the washing up

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

Romance over the Irons

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

"I'm running a loose ship."