Chaotic Homemaker Prints

Working from home

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

Amy Sedaris

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Search for Missing Socks

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."