Chaotic Decorator Pillows

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

The Hammer

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Yard Sale

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Mice Cream

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."