Chaotic Decorator Prints

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Mice Cream

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Jackson Pollock the Spider

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!