Chant Creator Pillows

'Hello,'Professionally Written Protest Chants'! What do you want?' 'Something short and catchy.' 'When do you want it?' 'NOW!'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Draw your own path."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

Creator's Block

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

I will not waste chalk kid...

'This chart has no correlation to data. It's just to us feel good about our big bonuses and perks.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

I will not waste chalk

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

I thought you might want to color it in. Color chalk. 1 1 1 2 1 1 4 4 5 5

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

Magic Mushrooms

"I hear we went platinum."

Oh, sorry, I didn

'Seeker of enlightenment, it may be wise to reconsider your mantra.'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'Ted has devised a simple chart that explains why we need to quit buying so much stuff.'

God's Writers Block

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

Thirty percent khaki? Yes, a mixture of green and brown.

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'