Chant Creator Mugs

'Hello,'Professionally Written Protest Chants'! What do you want?' 'Something short and catchy.' 'When do you want it?' 'NOW!'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Draw your own path."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

Creator's Block

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

I will not waste chalk kid...

'This chart has no correlation to data. It's just to us feel good about our big bonuses and perks.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

I will not waste chalk

Magic Mushrooms

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"I hear we went platinum."

'Ted has devised a simple chart that explains why we need to quit buying so much stuff.'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'Seeker of enlightenment, it may be wise to reconsider your mantra.'

God's Writers Block

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

Thirty percent khaki? Yes, a mixture of green and brown.

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn