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Snooker Channel.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'She posted her first blog today.'

Game changing

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

Human Rights for All

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Social Networks.

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Look out, here comes the old man

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

Race relations - political stagnation - hate-fear...want to mae a difference?

"Sky, sir?"

God changes the channel with his remote.

'Okay, mom...my letter is all written and sealed...where's the 'send' button?'

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"He once hoped to write the great American novel. Now it's the great American internet meme."

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

Pulling a statue down

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

"I take it you're trying to change the channel?"

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

"Our TV has a 'fair' feature. It knows when you've dominated the TV, so it automatically switches over to my show."

'What's it to be? An overbearing chef, an overbearing interior designer, or an overbearing gardener?'

We small retailers have to stick together. To make one giant retailer.

Actually, this is just the beginning

The best way to beat the competition is by not having any.