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'Could you change the channel? This program even put the bird to sleep.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

TV-Man

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

"In da house"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'