Change Manager Gifts

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"Damn change and newfangled ideas. . . if mindless backbreaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for me!"

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Walk the dog.

"I hardly think a transition team is necessary, Ed, in order to switch from beer to Scotch."

A businesswoman gives a presentation on a lifeboat

Change Manager

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

"Accepting change involves more than changing the 'Managing Change' meeting to next month."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"People are getting sick of pointless change for the sake of it. We need to package it differently."

"Actually I was hoping you'd change his mind with the strength of your arguments and your innate erudition."

Recycling centre

Opportunities in Coronatimes

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"The announcement of the changes really went well."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Martin Luther King

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Game changing

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'