Champion Of Fun Gifts

'You can always tell when Granny has had a good day playing bingo.'

The Walk of Shame

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Prisoner Crossing

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Skateboard Olympics.

"Shake yer booty!"

Basketball Players Working Together

Procrastinator's Leap.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Youngsters these days are spoilt,apart from the triple-bypass,five divorces,4 estranged children and cirrhosis working 80 hours a week never did me any harm."

"Go out and play, Norman—it's your job."

"Well, I guess that settles that."

"Tag, you're it!"

Mothers are Heroes

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

"You're getting better."

'Thanks, Peter Potterpoop!'

LGBTQ is unfair to...

"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

Lawnmower racing

I thought about buying a parachute, but I realized it's experiences that are important, not things.

The Statue of Liberty rescues people stuck in the shadow of the deportation force.

"Methinks the lady doth protest too much ..."

A Day In The Life Of... Deflector Man

'Someday I will beat you in a staring contest.'

'Next, to Fargo, for the exciting World Championship of Musical Chairs!'

"I have to throw out my white noise machine - it keeps insisting 'All Lives Matter' and trying to call the cops on the neighbors."

"And just who the hell are you to tell me I'm entitled to my opinion?"

One of the Give-Nots.

"Did you always want to be a cow?"

1012 Fun and Games.

'Do you remember my old classmate Bob? He was always honest. He worked like a dog and never was a tax dodger or a moonlighter and he never had debts. Last week, he was found starved to death in a subway tunnel...'