Champion Of Hope Gifts

Violence against woman

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Pearly King and Queen

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"A table for two? Profit or non-profit?"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Schrodinger's kittens

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Human Rights

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"What are we doing wrong?"

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'