Champagne Taster Gifts

Lunch

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Champagne

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Bubbly

Deflator mouse

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Complementary Beverages

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Wine taster with mineral water

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Join me in a glass of champagne?

With Compliments

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Champagne

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Champagne at the hunt

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Wine at the Bar

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Thursday is the new Friday