Challenging Class Experience Gifts

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"You can do it!"

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

PEP TALKS!

Back to School

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

'Don't know what else to do. The medication obviously isn't working.'

"Cancel Culture."

"I couldn't make heads or tails of your test questions so I flipped a coin!"

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

'My mother signed my report card. It got smudged by her tears.'

The Incomplete Angler

"You shouldn't blame your father for the 'F'...you should do assignments yourself!"

What's the difference between teacher kindergarteners and college students?

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

'My teacher has nerves of steel, but that's not strong enough.'

'My client refuses to answer that Maths question on the grounds it might tend to incriminate him!'

"If we could do anything right now...? We'd return to our respective homes and forget we'd ever met."

'Typical! There's never anything in it for the little people.'

'I'll have to get back to you with an answer for you question, my son.'

"How do you explain today's lesson was different than what's on Wikipedia?"

'I can't teach kids nothing if they ain't got no aptitude.'

"Take Your Daughter to Work Day is no fun when your mother is a teacher."

"They never find any lice but it does establish the social order"

"Hobophobe!"

Fear of flying economy class.

A Maid and her Mistress.

"Hi. I'm the bridge you said you'd cross when you came it."