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'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'But I digress...'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

When Cells Divide

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Tax.'

The History Teacher

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Hans Holbein

Solve for x x r 2.

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

Modern Nursery Rhymes

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

Anna Burns

Astrophysics made simple.

I will stop making two people who have nothing in common fall in love.

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

'Every once in a while my right brain throws something in.'

'My formula is incontrovertible proof that there is no such thing as a foolproof formula.'

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."