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The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Hans Holbein

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'Anorak anoraks'.

When Cells Divide

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Tax.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Will Self deprecation

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Solve for x x r 2.

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

Musical Prodigy

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

Hungry For Art.

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Anna Burns

Screenwriters, Inc. Send this revised script to Rupert Murdoch! Right! I'll fax the fix to Fox!

society of cartoonists...

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"That's good, hold still, just stop wagging your tail. Can you keep your tail from moving? It’s still wagging."

Astrophysics made simple.

"He's showing a great interest in drawing."

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe