Chain Reaction Chaser Pillows

"I think it's part of a chain"

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

Chasing Covid Variants

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"Your early stuff was funnier."

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Cosmic Ray

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

Drinkers.

Eddy Merckx

"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"

Loki Trump

Spray on Freckles.

Scrum Cam

Chairlift to hell.

Youtube just made it impossible for me to earn a living from my channel! How so? It used to be you needed 10,000 views of your videos, and then they'd start running ads on your channel. Now you need 4,000 hours of watch-time and 1,000 subscribers! It took me a year to get 10,000 views, and then the bottom drops out! I'm missing out on $400/year now, according to Social Blade. Have you ever heard something that you just know would've made zero sense if you'd heard it ten years ago? First Facebook

Journalists' Hell

'Surrender God! We have your particle!'

'There's no crime here? No crisis? No recession? No stupid celebs? No blood baths and no wars? What am I doing here? Was I such a bad guy??'

'A woman drove me to drink and I never had the courtesy to thank her!'

"Cyndi Lauper on four, sir, with a bullet."