Chain Reaction Chaser Mugs

"I think it's part of a chain"

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Chasing Covid Variants

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Cosmic Ray

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"Your early stuff was funnier."

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

Drinkers.

Eddy Merckx

"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"

Scrum Cam

Spray on Freckles.

Chairlift to hell.

Journalists' Hell

'Surrender God! We have your particle!'

'There's no crime here? No crisis? No recession? No stupid celebs? No blood baths and no wars? What am I doing here? Was I such a bad guy??'

'A woman drove me to drink and I never had the courtesy to thank her!'

'Would you circle the airport again, please?'

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"Cyndi Lauper on four, sir, with a bullet."