Variant Chaser Mugs

Chasing Covid Variants

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Painting clouds

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The World Wide Web.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Breakthrough

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Football

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Letter writing lady.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Window in the Sky.

Tango

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Golfing with God.

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Walken On Clouds

OOPS!

Discomfort zone.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

More jets.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Man on motorbike.