Chain Of Command Fan Mugs

Two military officers

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Verbal Orders

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Vents, real and digital.

3...2...1...I'm Recording

"Baldo, I see you read and initialed inventory form G42X.

Steel fabricator

Trainspotters.

'I found out it really is a chain of command and not a chain of suggestion.'

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

'This should be fun... this is my brother-in-law's tax return!'

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

Did you know there's a growing worldwide system of rails and roads that all lead to China? Did you know China's on the verge of dominating the industries of the future? Did you know China's built fifteen mega-cities? It's like having fifteen New Yorks. Did you know China's building immense undersea tunnels and super-fast high speed rail to create the world's first super-cities that'll be six times the population of New York? Oh, well ... I'm sure we're still number one in all the areas I didn't

Efficiency Expert Greeting

"Guess what I say today!!"

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Democratic convention.

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

"It's a remote huggy bear to help us through social distancing."

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

"Do you know who I'd like a one-to-one with?"

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

"We've run it past you - shall we stroll it by you?"

'What do you mean - what comes after left, right, left, right?'

'And this is a braille message for the blind.'