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Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gerald Ratner's return

Santa CGI Effect

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

Websiteless -- please help.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"Do NOT refresh this page."

'My app just ate your widget.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'Your father installed a security system.'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...