Ceremony Savant Pillows

'Will you hold it down? This is IMPORTANT!'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'He does.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

Double Wedding

Tribal masks.

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Animals of the Royal Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Baroque

"Maybe if we hold her under longer."

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Christening

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''