Ceremonial Officer Prints

'AAAAGH! Oh, KNEEL! I thought you said my name - Neil!'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'They call it the people dance.'

The Aisle

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Beefeater

Conclave.

Thanksgiving.

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

Vicar

Sabrage

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

"In recognition of Jim's achievements during his long career with the company, we've put together this hilarious twenty minute gag reel..."

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Recorded mating call

'What do you mean, you've used up your advance?'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

'So what do you do?'

"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"

A bit of serious pantomime. - A message from the Lords.

"Funny Uniform!/Funny Hat!"

An awkward moment during the coronation...

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

"Well, it just so happens I do!"

'Ah - Mr. Figgs - you used to work for that bank - anything for the church fete?'

'Hurry up, I gotta go to the bathroom!'

"Canon, I'm afraid the time has come for you to be fired!"

"I now mispronounce you, Mon and wafe"