Ceo Of Green T-Shirts

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

"What about my footprint?"

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Bio Fuels.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Refreshing Planet Earth

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Dustbin monster.

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Recycled passion.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."