Celtic Champion Gifts

Scottish Lady

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Sweep the board.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Prawn Amend

Music Student

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Bradley Wiggins

Bored Baker

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"It's baaaack!"

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Beating Dad at Chess.

Cat chess

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Despite it's dominance at chess, our computer just plain stinks at charades.'

Funky Facts:Schools.

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'That's it then - Time is money.'

"My computer is a sore loser. When I beat him at chess, he drained my bank account and stole my identity."

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

Our romance started over a chess match. I made the first move.

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

When Chess Pieces Play Hockey. Penalty Box. They gave me two minutes for checking.

Cellist on Mars