Cellphone Culture Pillows

Stoplight

'Man, times have changed.'

Dawing your Cellphone

"Textin’"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Phone Mittens

Cell Phone

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds."

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

"Hello? I can't talk right now! I'm on a plane! What?! No! Just leave some food in her dish! What?! I can't talk!"

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

What's that annoying sound? BEEEP. I've figured it out! I lost one of my cell phones. It's somewhere in the caf

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

Single Cell Phones: 'I can't hear you, you're breaking up...'

What we thought Elon Musk did...What Elon Musk actually does...

This one's the best plan for you... No charges for roaming outside of your neighborhood and if you do lots of tricks, it includes over 1,000 sit, stay and rollover minutes.

'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'

'Please turn off your cell phone. We can't afford to be startled.'

You've inspired me to write my own memoirs. Scurrilous accusation. I deny culpability. I refuse to be blamed for a book that will glamorize the useless lifestyle of an internet-addicted slacker

"Ok. Who has a texting addiction?"

"Hi! I'm on a hippo."

"Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu."

"I have an app that gives me points for looking up from my phone."