Cell Structure Humorist Pillows

Protoplasm

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Dawing your Cellphone

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

She loves to play with string theory.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

PET THEORIES

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Electric Blanket.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

How Glaciations Begin

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Chef copy robot

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"