Cell Structure Humorist Prints

Protoplasm

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Dawing your Cellphone

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

She loves to play with string theory.

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

PET THEORIES

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Electric Blanket.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

How Glaciations Begin

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."