Cell Signal Escapist T-Shirts

'Now I don't have to be home. I can be anywhere and not get calls.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Audio Books

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Houdini 2019

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

"Want to get out of this dump and go watch television forever?"

'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

Message in a bottle.

Hiding From Social Media

"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty."

Dangerous tax audits.

"Meet my cats - Step Over Me, Dust Around Me, and Sit Somewhere Else."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'I've had it with this job, I want to be a LUMBERJACK!!'

'Hi! I'm on the cactus!'

Virtual Reality Check

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"I won't be in today - I'm too happy!"

'I've got to go, Alice, you know how the boss frowns on personal calls.'

"For your Birthday gift, I decided to stay off my phone for the entire day. You'll be proud of me, I lasted almost an entire hour!"

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name