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'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Rock On

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

Clouds

"Bip."

"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

Musical Bicycle.

Toys - Business Model.

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Tom's last day.

The Stand-Up Gastroenterologist