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'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

Rock On

Clouds

"Bip."

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'

"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Musical Bicycle.

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

Toys - Business Model.

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Tom's last day.