Ceili Enthusiast Pillows

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Benedict Cumberbatch

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Orchestra.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

dog vs UFO...

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Housekeeping?!"

Save Our Universe

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"