Ceili Enthusiast Mugs

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Orchestra.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

How am I abducting?

dog vs UFO...

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

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"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

What's an Imax cave?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Save Our Universe

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Housekeeping?!"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...