Celestial Mechanics Fans Pillows

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'They come down here to smoke.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

World Cup Universe.

Angel Basketball

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

I'm afraid of heights.

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

Hand me the remote...

"Two bars—how about you?"

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Sorry. I'm molting."

God plays golf

"Flip you for the top bunk."

Designated smoking area of the gods

"Separate clouds, please."

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.