Celestial Mechanics Fans Mugs

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'They come down here to smoke.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Angel Basketball

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

"Two bars—how about you?"

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

Hand me the remote...

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Flip you for the top bunk."

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

Designated smoking area of the gods

"Separate clouds, please."

'It's a conversation piece.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

God plays golf