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'Lightning bolt.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

An amplified harp

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

My dinner with Andromeda

Give Way To Cyclists

'My ball hit the rake so I get a free drop.'

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

'I learned a new word today.'

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Caddy With A Cool Box

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Angel Golf

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."