Celestial Caddie Prints

'Lightning bolt.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

An amplified harp

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

My dinner with Andromeda

'My ball hit the rake so I get a free drop.'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Give Way To Cyclists

'I learned a new word today.'

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

Angel Golf