Celebrity Tours Pillows

Welcome to Scotland: Next Celebrity Guided Tour TV Program in 5 Mins.

World Tour.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Walking Luggage.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Travellers

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"These are my windscreen credits."

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

Backpacker

"Tarantino's here! Everybody run!"

Maps to talk-show guests' homes.

Miss T-T

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

When More Government Is A Good Thing

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.

"When they get injured now, the physio goes on first followed by their stylist and image consultant..."

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

NYC Walking Tour

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

Man selling 'Maps to Stars for $5.00' next to lady selling 'Maps to People with 15 Minutes of Fame for 50 Cents'.

"Hackers uncover the on-hold doodles of George Clooney."

'Of course he answered you with a form letter -- you expect rock stars to know how to write?'

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"