Celebrity Tooth Collector Mugs

The Tooth Fairy's pension plan

Occu-Pie Mars

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Banana Split...

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Snowmobull

"The Eggsorcist"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Turtle Hat

Filet minion

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

A trevor of trainspotters

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

An Extraordinary Pointer

Rent a Room With Hot Water