Celebrity Satire Lovers Gifts

Media Attention for Aliens

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

U of Debt

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Reese Witherspoon

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"She wishes to range free!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

The Great Leap Forward

Police film evidence

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

Jack in the box on strike.