Celebrity Satire Admirer Gifts

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Lesser known greek gods,

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Czarcasm

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"A haand gel...!?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Hot cross buns

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

David Niven caricature

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."