Celebrity Hairdresser Gifts

Have you noticed how hairdressers have been replaced by chefs in the social pages?

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Rapunzel in the Morning

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Pampered and poodled.

"Be creative...!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Absolutely not!"

Lego Haircut

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

What price beauty?

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."