Celebrity Expert Prints

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"All the celebrities come here."

Leo McKern

Hollywood Breakup

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

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CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Walken On Clouds

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

'We know you are a serious actress..'