Celebrity Discussions Gifts

"I've hated Tom Brady forever, but I'll always be grateful to him for giving us something else to talk about."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

'Our next guest is an economist who is the author of the first economic theory that proves that money makes the world go round.'

'She'll be back!!!'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

'An important update..'

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

Deepening rift between royal brothers

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

"But, dear - If it weren't for Lady Godiva, the paparazzi would be following US around!"

You! Are thick magazine.

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

Rich Cow: 'Michael Jackson'

'I hate idol gossip.'

"David Bowie, dead. Keith Richards, alive. Makes no sense."

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

Jackson denies being father of quads - 'Woooh! Who's Dad?'