Celebrity Discussions Gifts

"I've hated Tom Brady forever, but I'll always be grateful to him for giving us something else to talk about."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

'Our next guest is an economist who is the author of the first economic theory that proves that money makes the world go round.'

'She'll be back!!!'

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

Deepening rift between royal brothers

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"David Bowie, dead. Keith Richards, alive. Makes no sense."

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

"But, dear - If it weren't for Lady Godiva, the paparazzi would be following US around!"

You! Are thick magazine.

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'