Celebrity Dancers At Home Gifts

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"5...4...3...2..."

Shower curtain call.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Entertainment systems

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'And the funniest part is I made Frank go out and buy a new, $5,000 fridge, just to hold a $4.00 bottle of wine!'

Baker

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Romance over the Irons

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"Your footage makes us dizzy so we're taking back your body camera, Officer Dancing Traffic Cop."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

Boho Bribes

"...and this attachment allows your cat to continue to sleep on top of the TV."

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."