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Danae's Celebrity Career: 'The fine art of being famous for being famous...The industry standard is to be the most obnoxious one on a reality show...'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I think he was a celebrity."

The americanisation of vulture.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Snow White and her Seven people.

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

TV-Mirror.

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

Chihuahua's nightmare: 'There's a sneering voice talking to me: 'You'll get stuffed between a blonde celebrity's breasts till you can't breathe anymore!' Then I wake up bathed in sweat...'

The Pooperrazzi

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."