Celebration Skeptic Pillows

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I don't believe in you!"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'I hate all holidays!'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Mime Baby

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

High Five

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

'Any idea why your boyfriend is handing out cigars in the pub?'

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

'Which is yours??'

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

Congratulations on your Civil Partnership

The Happy Couple

"There was no Christmas Party."

"The High Court has said 'Yes,' so we can say 'Yes', before we say 'Yes'!"

"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift."

Celebrity Autobiography...

Two brides raise a glass.

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

Happy Valentine's Day

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'