Celebration Skeptic Mugs

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I don't believe in you!"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'I hate all holidays!'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Mime Baby

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

High Five

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

'Any idea why your boyfriend is handing out cigars in the pub?'

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

The Happy Couple

"The High Court has said 'Yes,' so we can say 'Yes', before we say 'Yes'!"

Two brides raise a glass.

"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift."

Congratulations on your Civil Partnership

Celebrity Autobiography...

"There was no Christmas Party."

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

Happy Valentine's Day

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

Man hiding under the table as Champane is popped open.

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'