Celebrating Survival T-Shirts

"Good riddance, 2020"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Thank-you God.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Scouts made this for me

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"We've got a problem."

Emergency Pants

~ S.O.S.

We don't have wi-fi.