Celebrating Survival Pillows

"Good riddance, 2020"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Thank-you God.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Emergency Phone.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Scouts made this for me

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

Emergency Pants

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

We don't have wi-fi.