Celebrating Parents Pillows

'Happy 'Respect Your Parents Day' now take your card and shut up.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"He looks just like your husband."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

Parent Involvement Tip #1

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

I am to blame.

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Quiet Time

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

Doc's Kid.

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"All parents fight."

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

'Go forth and multiply!'

Switchback Playground.

Halloween Mobile

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"